Scenario 1: There is a disturbance in the force...oh wait, it's just a flat spot in one of my wheels...
Scenario 2: Who forgot to pick up my cape from the drycleaners!!? Damn those slack-ass good for nothing Ewoks!!
Scenario 3: And finally, we have the dark side's latest seasonal offering: a functional blend of fiendish clever bell bottoms, oversized blazer, seductive turtule-neck, complimented with the imperial Vader helmet; all promising to set the bar at your next red carpet event.
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